Laser Safety for Cyclists

No doubt you seen these or something like them:

An idea to use bike mounted lasers to project a virtual bike lane onto the road to make motorists more aware of them. I think I have a much better idea. To use existing, readily available laser technology to make cycling safer.

The Laser Guided RPG or Rocket Propelled Grenade. Surely this would work much better to advise a car-load of yobbos of your presence on the road.

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